The Corrupt A Wish Game

Okay here's how it works you have to corrupt the person above you's wish, For Example,
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Bobby: I Wish for a new keyboard

Me: Wish granted, But its in Japanese

Me: I wish for ___________________

And so and so
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Okay so i will start, I wish for a perfect life.

Wish granted, but you live in Germany


I wish for unlimited amounts of dollars

Wish granted but it is in my house

I wish for a Xbox 360 haha

Wish granted, but it's broken.
I wish for a phone that works

Wish granted but it is in the Bell company

I wish for a Pet dog

Wish granted.
But it's dead..

I wish i was 16.

Wish granted but you died when your birth day was tomorrow

I wish i had a mansion

Wish granted. But you couldn't afford your debt so they bull dozed it.

I wish for a better computer that works and is industructable

Wish granted but your new computer got smashed and shot and holes in it and broke down by a tank and got dropped by the biggest nukes

I wish i Can Fly

You can. For a few seconds.

I wish for something interesting.

Wish granted. But you ate it.

Wish granted, but it causes a paradox and the universe ends because nothing really is, I wish for taco.

Wish granted, but you dropped it in poop.

I wish i was bill gates

wish granted but i ate it sorry

i Wish for a 2nd computer or 20 computers

Wish granted but your house broke down and got smashed when you were in it

I wish i want a airplane

Wish granted but the economy causes Microsoft to shut down and you never get a wife, nerd.

I wish for a pet harp seal.

Wish granted but global warming had came and it died.

I wish for better music,

Wish granted but its sang by kids going through puberty, I wish for an indastructable harp seal. (Lol presidant seal)

lmfao Wish granted. But it swam to the ocean and never came back

I wish for more people to join this server.
Lets see it haters

Wish granted,

but they cant type in English.

I wish for boobs

Wish granted. But their small.

I wish for a Dagger

Wish Granted but the daggers got stolen and got shipped to somewhere elese

I wish for a Big DOG

https://i.servimg.com/u/f89/14/09/53/23/i_dunn14.jpg

Granted , he then later shrunk.

I wish for a wish.

Wish granted, But the wish was for a dick but it never came true xD.

I wish for a job.

Your wish came true but you got fired when they found out you were gay XD

I wish for a Now and later