The Corrupt A Wish Game

Wish granted, but then you shoved it so far up your ass you couldnt get it back xD.

I wish for a Bath.

NOT THAT TYPE LOL
A female dog
Wish granted but their was no soap

Oh lmfao i wish for a Credit card that has 1 billion dollars on it

Wish granted but they found out you stole it from Micheal Jackson, now millions of MJ fans are mobbing you.

I wish for An indestructible harp seal that cant run away from me.

Wth is up with you and harp seals.. wtf lol

Wish granted but as soon as you got it, it ate you.

I wish for more people on this server.

Wish granted, but they all left the next day.

I wish people were more active on the server. (It's /really boring/ when you're the only one on the freaking server)

Wish granted, but they got banned.

I wish for a better comunity

Wish granted but the community will grow soon

i wish for a bottle of Coke <.<

Wish granted, but you dropped it in poop.

I wish for bubble gum

Wish granted, but it was already chewed up.

I wish I could speak to God.

Wish granted, but he stopped talking to you

I wish for a better paintball mask